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Joke of the Day

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."

"Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me? Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?"

"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they'd just beat the room for being black."

"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide."