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Joke of the Day

"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."

"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"

"God I'm glad chicken breasts don't have nipples."

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck."

"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"

"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"

"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."

"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"

"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."