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Joke of the Day

"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."

"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."

"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."

"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"

"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."

"2014: lost 10 lbs, saved $135, ate $135 worth of candy, gained 10 lbs"

"Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown."