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Joke of the Day

"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."

"What diapers should you put on a dead baby? Pamperspired."

"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."