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Joke of the Day

"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"

"My expertly timed eclipse joke will put all the others in the shade."

"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."

"We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh."

"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."