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"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
"Why do black people wear chains? Nostalgia"
"Quick question... How much of this ""No More Tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"Boys, save your Bottle Caps Trump just became president."
"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"
"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"
"Egyptians don't walk like that."
"*men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*"