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Joke of the Day
"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"
"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"
"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge"
"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"How can you tell how hard a nigga is? By the number of niggabytes in his hard drive."
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""
"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."