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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
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"The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media."
"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."
"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man."
"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"
"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"