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Joke of the Day
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
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"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."
"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"
"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"
"Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type."""
"Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"" Biden replies ""No, Bush did 9:11."""
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."
"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"