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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man."
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"You can't take a picture in slutty clothing & glasses & make the caption ""NERD LOL"" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."
"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."
"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."
"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"
"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."
"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."
"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"