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Joke of the Day
"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."
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"First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering"
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."
"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."
"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."
"[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body"
"I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house.... I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was ""This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"" She laughed :)"