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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Broadway star with a tiny butt get evicted? Because he was a little behind on Rent!"

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."

"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."

"Its such a beautiful day to stay inside and tweet about what a beautiful day it is out there."

"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."

"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."