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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Broadway star with a tiny butt get evicted? Because he was a little behind on Rent!"
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"woah. you can say ""Houston we have a problem"" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing"
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."
"[first date] her: so are you a dog or cat person? me: *long dramatic pause* well... i'm almost positive that i'm just a normal person..?"
"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."
"You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If ""mom"" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*"
"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich."