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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC."
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"Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body."
"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("
"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."
"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."
"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."
"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"
"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones? The last one out is meant to get the Wights"
"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"