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Joke of the Day
"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."
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"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."
"My mother always told me to not worry about my health. It will go away eventually."
"There are three types of people I hate Niggers, racists, and hypocrites"
"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."
"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."
"I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds. I'm calling it ""CDs Nuts"""
"I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows."
"My 6 month old daughter told me this joke.... but its not funny so i won't waste your time. kids aren't funny you guys nobody cares if they told you a lame joke"