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Joke of the Day
"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."
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"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."
"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"
"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."
"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"
"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"
"I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended. Just kidding. Could you imagine?"
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"So glad I don't subtweet like SOME PEOPLE."
"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."