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Joke of the Day

"What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones? The last one out is meant to get the Wights"

"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."

"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"

"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""

"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."