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Joke of the Day
"Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body."
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"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"
"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."
"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."
"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"