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"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"
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"When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan ""Mmmm, deeper."" Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward."
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"Today is national suicide prevention day.. so remember.. If you see any suicide bombers...... Shoot them."
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"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."