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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name."

"The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world!"

"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."

"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."

"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"

"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""

"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"

"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""

"Jaws (2015): ""(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"""

"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."