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Joke of the Day

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."

"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"

"My girlfriend is like Christmas.. Only comes once a year."

"If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013."

"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"