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Joke of the Day

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"If you are following Facebook on Twitter, you have reached a new level of retarded."

"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"

"I've been going through a really rough period at work this week It's my own fault for swapping my tampax for sand paper."

"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."

"My girlfriend is like root(-1) She's the one, but does not exist."