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Joke of the Day
"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"
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"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""
"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."
"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"
"Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10."
"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"
"I don't know who won the debate tonight but I do know who lost... The American people :("