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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"

"In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face."

"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"

"[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment."

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"Steam Greenlight"

"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"

"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"