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Joke of the Day
"From school to work, I've spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave."
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"hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair"
"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."
"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."
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"DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? I do take the lift sir."
"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."
"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."
"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"
"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"