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"Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places..."
"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."
"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"
"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"
"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"
"What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien"