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Joke of the Day
"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"
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"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."
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"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"
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"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."
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