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Joke of the Day

"[killer enters home in middle of night] ME: Who goes there? KILLER: Haha ME: What KILLER: Who still says ""Who goes there"" ME: Ok laugh it up"

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."

"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."

"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."

"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"

"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"

"What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell."

"You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y"

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"Little to no thought was put into this status."