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Joke of the Day

"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"

"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."

"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."

"A man walks into the doctor's office to get a physical.The doctor says ""you will need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor says ""because I am trying to give you a physical."""

"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."

"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."

"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"

"I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground."

"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."

"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"