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Joke of the Day
"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"
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"My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that ""Paint"" is a stupid name for our cat"
"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""
"Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan."
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"
"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."
"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."