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Joke of the Day
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."
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"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."
"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."
"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew."
"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."
"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"
"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""
"Stealing candy from your kids is awesome... ...because you can justify your actions by stating that candy is not healthy for them. It's a win-win."