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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"
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"Good news in Syria today Just kidding"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair"
"Dear Adobe, my HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE is ready to install."
"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl ? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message ."
"Wifey: We should get a chest freezer. Me: We don't need a freezer that big. Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies? Me: I love you."
"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"
"Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison? He ran out of little boys"
"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."