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Joke of the Day
"Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy"
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"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""
"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."
"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."
"Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack"
"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire."