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Joke of the Day

"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."

"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"What does it mean when a girl likes a 12 inch dick? She has a foot fetish. :D"

"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."

"Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."

"Optimus Prime: ""I transform from a robot into a truck. You?"" Amazon Prime: ""I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."""

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."

"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"