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Joke of the Day

"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"

"My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4""."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."

"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"

"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"

"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."

"Trump hates saying ""yes"" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the ""Not Si"" President"

"You guys stole those words from the dictionary."