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Joke of the Day

"If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires s*ck co*k? Oh wait, Twilight."

"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."

"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."

"Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke) Because she went light speed. Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite."

"This milk's brand name is ""Organic Valley."" I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley."

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"

"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night long"