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Joke of the Day

"This milk's brand name is ""Organic Valley."" I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley."

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"The average married couple has sex 68 times a year. I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks."

"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"

"My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!"

"*first date (Me, texting) This is awful. She's boring, has no sense of humor & rude Her: You know you speak out loud when you text, right?"

"Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's ""Small Town"" and drink every time he says ""small town"". I just woke up in a dumpster."

"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"

"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."

"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"