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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."
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"Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels"
"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"The rules of weed do not work for pussy.. If you can smell it across the room, it's not the good shit."
"Green eggs and 9/11 #SadDrSeuss"
"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"
"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"
"I don't think I will ever find a stable job... Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses"
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."