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Joke of the Day

"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."

"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in ""Seabiscuit""? I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with ""Sex and the City"" anyway."

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"