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Joke of the Day

"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."

"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who has dyslexia? He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."

"What do you call Batman if he leaves church? Christian bail."

"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."

"HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!"

"How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity"

"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"

"TIL Schweiger"