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"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin... It might taste the same but that shit just ain't right."
"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"
"Why do Lannisters have such big beds? GoT because they push twins together to make a king."
"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"
"Ireland has an abnormally low amount of children with down syndrome Because they ate all the potatoes"
"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."
"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."