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Joke of the Day

"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"

"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"The Tsunami in Japan Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time."

"I won't beheading to Iraq anytime soon"

"How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it."

"How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world."

"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."