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Joke of the Day

"Advertised as a ""Cougar Cruise"" Reality - Weight loss cruise where live cougars are released & you spend your vacation fleeing large cats"

"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"

"this is a joke consoles"

"drummer: ""just add er on the end of your instrument"" guy who plays trumpet: ""so im a trumpeter, ok cool"" guy who plays trombone: ""oh no"""

"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"