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Joke of the Day
"Why do Lannisters have such big beds? GoT because they push twins together to make a king."
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"When you're at someone's house? Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your wifi password?"""
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."
"A book fell on my head today... I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Why can't americans play LoL? They can't guard their towers."
"I didn't realize how parenting had changed me until I was walking by my 7yo with an ice cream sandwich down my pants so he wouldn't see it"
"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."
"The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"