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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"
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"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"
"Butter and Blonde"
"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."
"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""
"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."
"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"
"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
"My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet."