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Joke of the Day
"Very proud I've never once screamed ""Woo!"" at anything."
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"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"
"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"
"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"
"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am."
"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."
"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""