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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""

"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"

"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"

"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."

"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."