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Joke of the Day
"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"
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"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"
"Last year I felt depressed and miserable, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel miserable and depressed."
"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"
"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."
"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."
"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer doesn't complain when you push a 3 1/2"" floppy into it."
"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."
"Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?"