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Joke of the Day
"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."
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"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it."
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"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes gunna kill me when she finds out."
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"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"
"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"