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Joke of the Day

"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."

"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay fifty bucks for a lentil on my chest."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can actually finish a race"

"Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold."

"Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? Because she got used to your soft meat."

"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."