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Joke of the Day
"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."
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"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"
"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."
"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants."