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Joke of the Day

"Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants."

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"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."
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"The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
"The TSA doesn't take compliments well... All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!"
"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"
"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""
"Everyone has a special talent, I like to think mine is ruining people's day."
"Haven't been able to tweet much recently. Need to cut back on real life."