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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."

"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."

"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."

"Got my ass fucking handed to me at Candyland again today by my 3 year-old. This decade is going to SUCK."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"

"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."