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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."

"""Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..."" *turns into penguin* ""DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"""

"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"

"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."

"Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake."

"You know what's the difference between a housewife and a politician? The housewife thinks about doing her taxes while having sex. The politician thinks about having sex while spending your taxes."

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."