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Joke of the Day

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"

"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"

"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."

"""If I weigh 400 pounds and can lift 600 pounds, shouldn't I be able to fly by lifting the chair I'm sitting in?"""

"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."

"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"

"How did Wendy die? The baconator"

"Life is like a box if chocholates. It's full of nuts and you only enjoy some of it."